If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Say It with Wit

These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words. Continued from last week

“He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others.” Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” Paul Keating

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts . . . for support rather than illumination.” Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” Billy Wilder

“I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I’m afraid this wasn’t it.” Groucho Marx

“The exchange between Winston Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison.” He said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” Abraham Lincoln

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” Thomas Brackett Reed

“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by diligent hard work, he overcame them.” James Reston (about Richard Nixon)

Contributed by Barbara Bruno

I Never Knew That

Last week we learned about when packaged sliced bread was introduced. This week we learn about something mentioned at the end of that article:

The World War II Home Sacrifice That Failed

Early in 1943, with hundreds of thousands of troops overseas fighting Nazi Germany and the Axis powers, Americans were already deep in the daily restrictions of wartime life. Sugar and gasoline were in short supply. Tires and coffee were scarce. Ration books and their stamps were part of life—and most people had learned to live with it.

But then the government came for their bread.

The order came from U.S. Secretary of Agriculture Claude R. Wickard, who declared the sale of sliced bread illegal in Food Distribution Order No. 1.

Rationing had begun in 1942 and now governed everything from food to fuel. Each person was assigned a careful tally of stamps, and those stamps had to be handed over—along with cash—to purchase goods. The idea was simple: The war would get what it needed first, and civilians would learn to live with what was left.

By and large, Americans took this seriously, even cheerfully. They planted victory gardens. They ate more Kraft Macaroni & Cheese. They volunteered to distribute ration books. They patched, saved, reused, and made do. (They also sold tires on the lucrative black market that developed.)

But those same Americans had just gotten used to the soft, uniform, preservative-laden glory of machine-sliced bread, and they were reluctant to have it pried from their hands (hands that were not used to holding serrated knives). Wonder Bread had landed on store shelves in 1930, after the first commercial bread-slicing machine debuted at a Missouri bakery in 1928. Americans ate it up. Literally. 

Wickard’s rationale wasn’t absurd. Getting bread from wheat in the field to perfectly portioned loaves in consumers’ hands required many of the same things that the war effort needed: waxed paper for packaging, steel for slicing machines, milk for baking, and labor. 

The problem was that most bakeries—small shops and commercial factories—already owned slicing machines. Making consumers slice their own bread didn’t save much money, material, or man power. Bakeries found that unsliced loaves didn’t fit in the packaging they had, and consumers were terrible at cutting bread at home, with widespread complaints of waste.

The backlash was intense. After a week the mayor of New York announced that bakeries already equipped with slicing machines could continue to use them, creating instant acrimony between the sliced and the unsliced, the haves and the have-nots.

 By early March the order had unraveled. The government backed down, issuing a statement that the country had a four-month store of wax paper—and that was plenty. Sliced bread returned, and the republic endured.

 

Source: Britannica.com, “Today in History,” Michele Metrych

Art by Hart

FIFA wasn’t the only sporting event on TV

The frizzy weather was playing havoc with Franny’s feathers

Laurel never had to hire a babysitter

Rhetta’s mother assured her that nobody would notice such a tiny pimple

The Selkirk boys were harmless, but they liked to stride into town like a couple of outlaws

Art and photos by Jane Hart

In and Around Kendal

No, Thank You

Well—clearly—he’s not afraid of heights!

Photo by Joe Bruno

A Perfect Summer Day . . .

Photo by Carolyn Reiss

On Duty! Morning Shift

Photo by Edward Kasinec

Out for an Afternoon Stroll with the Kids

Photo by Aruna Raghavan

Wine Berries Begin to Show Their Stuff

Photo by Carolyn Reiss

Returning the Compliment

Last week, Carolyn Reiss captured photographer Ed Lannert on a stroll in the park—doubtlessly with photos to follow. This week, Ed returned the favor. Carolyn and Allie go for a walk—surely photography will ensue.

Photo by Ed Lannert

The Latest Kendal Craze

It began about mid-week. We received a cool picture of a mushroom from Edward Kasinec. Then a few days later, we received a cool picture of a mushroom from Philip Monteleoni. And guess what happened as we were finishing up Res Web for the week! We received a cool picture of a mushroom from Aruna Raghavan. Mushroom photographers of the world, unite!

Photo by Edward Kasinec

Photo by Philip Monteleoni

Photo by Aruna Raghavan

Out and About

It’s always great for new residents to just dive into Kendal activities. Along that line, Pete Catapano sent this photo, explaining that it “was taken at Flushing Bay near LaGuardia Airport [seen in the background] and the site of the 1964 World’s Fair. It demonstrates to me that it’s in [childrne’s] nature to find a way to play. No matter where they are or what the situation, unless they are restrained, curiosity, spontaneous movement, and a lust for life will take over.”

Goldenaires on the Fourth

This year’s Kendal Fourth of July celebration was special: the Declaration and the Bill of Rights, the singing, a reenvisioned American flag, the Emma Lazarus poem, the unsung women of the Founding era, the debate. But even in all that excellence, the “Linda and the Goldenaires” piece stood out. We saved a special section in this Residents Website to salute them.

If you remember, these usually jovial Kendalites were deadly serious. They began in a line, each dressed in a shirt printed with American flags—reading a quote from the past—near or far —he felt pertinent to our Democracy. Then, rotating in line, each read a second quote.

THE QUOTES

Mike Kornfield Quotes:

I cannot believe that war is the best solution. No one won the last war and no one will win the next war. Eleanor Roosevelt

There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with the power to endanger the public liberty. John Adams

Greg Lozier Quotes

True heroism is remarkably sober, very undramatic. It is not the urge to surpass all others at whatever cost, but the urge to serve others at whatever cost.  Arthur Ashe

The fact is, with every friendship you make, and every bond you establish, you are shaping the image of America projected to the rest of the world.     Michelle Obama

Jon Masters Quotes

I don’t want to be the President who built empires, or sought grandeur, or extended dominion. I want to be the President who helped to end hatred among his fellow men and who promoted love among the people of all races and all regions and all parties. President Lyndon B. Johnson

We here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth. Abraham Lincoln

Philip Monteleoni Quotes

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government and the certain and gradual deterioration of public morals. Mark Twain

When we unite in purpose, we are greater than the sum of our parts. Maya Angelou

THE SONG

The height of the evening was the group’s performance of a singing of The Battle Hymn of the Republic, again reenvisioned for our day, and written by Mike Kornfield and Linda Mahoney.

Linda and the Goldenaires, photo by Harry Bloomfeld

Battle Hymn for July 4th

Our country is in trouble Now of that there is no doubt So we must resist all tyrants From within and from without Who  try to take our rights away And crush democracy Reclaim our liberty

Chorus: Glory, Glory, let us all be strong Glory, Glory let us right what’s wrong Glory ,Glory let us sing one song Unite and we’ll be strong

On city streets and country roads We’re neighbors one and all We’ll bear each others’ burdens And help them if they fall We must build a new community And try to sing one song Unite and we’ll be strong

Chorus

We all live on this planet And we all must learn to share This Earth has been our mother And her gifts are everywhere The trees, the birds, the animals, The water and the air We all must do our share

Chorus

Our spirit is awakening We’ll do what must be done We will practice love for neighbors Until the battle’s won We will keep our nation friendly. To the stranger who’s in need Be true in word and deed

Chorus

By the final chorus, the entire audience seemed to be singing, with vigor, along with them.

Well, done Linda and the Goldenaires!

If You Can't Say Anything Nice, Say It With Wit

These insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

1. “He had delusions of adequacy.” Walter Kerr

2. “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” Winston Churchill

3. “I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

4. “He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.”William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

5. “Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

6. “Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it.” Moses Hadas

7. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” Mark Twain

8. “He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” Oscar Wilde

9. “I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one.” George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

10. “Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second . . . if there is one.” Winston Churchill, in response

11. “I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” Stephen Bishop

12. “He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” John Bright

13. “I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it's nothing trivial.” Irvin S. Cobb

Contributed by Barbara Bruno

I Never Knew That

The Long Road to Sliced Bread

Prints and Photographs Division/Library of Congress, Washington, D.C.

Bread has been made for thousands and thousands of years. But the convenience of commercially available presliced bread? That is a much more recent development, relatively speaking.

On July 7, 1928, bread loaves that had been presliced—with the first commercial bread slicer—were sold for the very first time. And the person responsible for this, one of the most revolutionary inventions in the baking industry, was . . . a jeweler? Indeed. The creator, Otto Rohwedder, was a jeweler by trade, but he liked to invent things in his spare time. He had graduated with a degree in optics from the Northern Illinois College of Ophthalmology and Otology. (Rohwedder was a man of many interests.) He eventually left the jewelry business entirely and took a chance on an idea: a machine that would automatically slice loaves of bread. By 1917 he had a viable prototype and a factory that was ready to produce it. So why didn’t his invention debut then? That year a fire destroyed the factory that housed Rohwedder’s prototype and blueprints. The setback meant he would have to start over.

Rohwedder got back to work. He partnered with Frank Bench, the owner of the Chillicothe Baking Company in Missouri, which would go on to produce the first loaves of bread that would be sliced by Rohwedder’s invention in 1928. The day before the first sales of their presliced bread, they advertised in a local newspaper, touting the innovation as “The Greatest Forward Step in the Baking Industry Since Bread Was Wrapped” and “a fine loaf sold a better way.”

Customers agreed.

As the demand for sliced bread increased, the use of commercial bread slicers spread across the country. The sale of presliced bread has been ubiquitous ever since—with one small hiccup in 1943, when there was a brief ban on it in the U.S. (But that’s a story for another time. Stay tuned.)

Source: Britannica.com, “Today in History,” Amy McKenna

Art by Hart

Late in life, Aunt Lulu fell in love with floofy fabrics

Mac was asking more and more questions that his parents couldn’t answer

For many on the island, ride-sharing was a good option

If Cinderella had been an elephant, she would have remembered to go back for her shoe

Karen’s new cruelty-free shampoo was unable to keep rabbits out of her hair

Art and photos by Jane Hart

In and Around

The End of a (Very Short) Era

Remember the house being built in Rockwood Park—the one to serve as the setting for a soon-to-be released mini-series saga? Well, it’s gone. Done and dusty. End of story. Here it is on its last legs—a dumpster nearby—courtesy of Carolyn Reiss.

The Beginning of the End

It will not come as news that, in the past week or so, we have been struggling with a profound heat wave. The evening of July 3 was the first hint of its breaking, and Greg Lozier got in down in before-and-after pictures.

Evening sky before the rain

After the rain

Feathered and Four-Legged Friends

Standing Guard. Photo by Ed Lannert

When You Don’t Have Goats, Bunnies Will Do. Photo by Jane Hart

Getting in a Quick Visit Before Thanksgiving. Photo by Carolyn Reiss

When You Least Expect . . .

Ed and Joyce Lannert have a friend who owns Chappaqua’s Susan Lawrence Bakery/Cafe. Their friend organized a special reception to celebrate another friend and invited Ed and Joyce—and the Clintons. Ed reports it was “a great event and even greater to spend some time with them.”

Photo by Ed Lannert

Meanwhile, From a Kendal Birthday Party

Barbara App celebrated a birthday recently, and her daughter went all out with goodies from Chappaqua’s Les Tulipes. File under the category of “Too Beautiful to Eat”!

Photo by Jane Hart

A Growing Family at Kendal

Naomi Gross has become honorary Grandma to a robin family that moved recently into her patio. Now baby —of the feathered variety—makes three. And Papa Robin is definitely a modern dad, taking on the feeding role to a seemingly insatiable offspring.

Photo by Carolyn Reiss

Salvation from the Season’s Heat

Sweet Summer Rain, photo by Peter Sibley

While Walkin’ in the Park One Day

Carolyn Reiss captured the beauty of a summer morn in the park . . .

And—what do ya know—there’s another Kendal photographer out for a stroll: Ed Lannert.

Photos by Carolyn Reiss

Inspired by the imagery suggested by America the Beautiful, Marilyn Bottjer produced a work of art for our 250th anniversary.

Photo by Marilyn Bottjer

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