“Take my wife . . . please.” Rodney Dangerfield may have aced the comedy of the wife joke, but others—in all fields—have joined in the fun:
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Lee Majors
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together. Al Gore
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them. Mike Tyson
The great question . . . which I have not been able to answer . . . is, “What does a woman want?” George Clooney
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Bill Clinton
To Be Continued
Contributed by Simone