“Take my wife . . . please.” Rodney Dangerfield may have aced the comedy of the wife joke, but others—in all fields—have joined in the fun:
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Barack Obama
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Tommy Lee
A man inserted an “ad” in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.” Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.” Brad Pitt
First Guy (proudly): “My wife’s an angel!”Second Guy: “You’re lucky, mine’s still alive.” Jimmy Kimmel
“First there is the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring . . . soon after . . . comes SuffeRing!” Jay Leno
The reason why wives live longer is because they don’t have a Wife. Brandon Breezy
Contributed by Simone