Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn't last.
Contributed by Simone