“I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.” Albert Einstein
“You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.” Hy Gardner
“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.” Mark Twain
“There’s one advantage to being 102: there’s no peer pressure.” Dennis Wolfberg
“People ask me what I’d most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.” George Burns
“Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician.” Unknown
Contributed by Steve Price and Jane Hart