“I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don’t have to.” Albert Einstein
“You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.” Hy Gardner
“When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it’s a sure sign you’re getting old.” Mark Twain
“You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.” Joel Plaskett
“There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure.” Dennis Wolfberg
“The idea is to die young as late as possible.”Ashley Montagu
Contributed by Steve Price and Jane Hart