Like Rolling Off a Log
Take a bunch of goats, put them with a felled tree, and you quickly have a log-rolling contest. Or, anyway, it looked like that to Edward Kasinec, who sent in the above picture of goat athletes.
Photo by Edward Kasinec
The Opposite of Falling to Pieces
Clermont’s latest puzzle completed!
Photo by Peter Sibley
The Rockwood Blue Bird of Happiness, per Chance?
Photo by Carolyn Reiss
A Clearwater Art Show for All
A show of Priscilla Holmgren’s calligraphy is now on display in Clearwater. Here, the artist on opening day.
Photo by Harry Bloomfeld
The Shocking Exposé You’ve Been Waiting For
It was Carolyn Reiss who recently spotted the shocking plotting and planning underway in Rockwood Park. The lady goats there were happily (we assume) grazing one lovely spring morning when a mysterious van pulled into their meadow.
Slowly the area was narrowed by moving the wire fencing, and the gals wandered innocently toward the van.
Once the gals were inside, the van was closed as suspicious characters “checked” its inhabitants, slowly rejecting the older goats (just imagine their humiliation) and the youngest ones, too (well, thank heaven for that). The others were identified as “available” and released.
Res Web has learned from an anonymous source (okay, it was Carolyn), that the girls identified as “available” will soon be made so for a—hold on to your hat—Billy goat. Yes, we know. Shocking beyond belief. Sigh. Stay tuned for birth announcements.