I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: “Keep off the Grass.”
If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In a democracy, it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism, it’s your count that votes.
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Contributed by Barbara Wallach
To Be Continued