“To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable.” Oscar Wilde
“The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.” Will Rogers
“We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars—more and more repairs and replacements are necessary.” C.S. Lewis
“Old age comes at a bad time.” San Banducci
“I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued.” Bill Dane
“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.” Mark Twain
Contributed by Jane Hart and Steve Price
To be continued . . .