At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!
Skip down the street rather than walk—and see how many looks you get.
With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.
Sing along at the Opera.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won!”
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, “Run for Your Lives! They’re Loose!”
Contributed by Barbara Wallach