Profound advice and observations for our Kendal Years . . .
Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked.
I see people about my age mountain climbing. I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
So if a cow doesn’t produce milk, is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
I’m at that age where my mind still thinks I’m 29, my humor suggests I’m 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I’m sure I’m not dead yet.
You don’t realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to stand back up.
We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. That’s my story and I'm sticking to it.
Contributed by Beverly Aisenbrey