Grow Old Along With Me

Profound advice and observations for our Kendal Years . . .

Continued from last week . . .

It’s weird being the same age as old people.

 When I was a kid, I wanted to be older . . . this is not what I expected.

 Life is like a helicopter. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter either.

 It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.

Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?

Me: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.

Continued next week . . .

 Contributed by Beverly Aisenbrey