Contemplations of a Senior Citizen

My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.

  • Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.

  • Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate?"

  • I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

  • Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive.

  • As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of – it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.

Thanks to Jane Hart via Sally Kellock for this.