Fodder for Lexophiles

  • Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.

  • England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

  • I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

  • I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

  • Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.

Thanks to Sally Kellock for sending this.

The Merlin Bird App

Photo by Joe Bruno

With Spring here, many birds are chirping around Kendal.

A smartphone app from Cornell University's Ornithology Lab is free and fun.

Merlin Bird ID, as it's called, is available free on both the Google Play Store and the Apple App Store.

You can identify birds by description, by picture, or even by sound.

It's particularly fun to record a bird, or birds, then have the app identify which
bird or birds it hears. Then you can play back the calls of that particular bird.

Thanks to Joe Bruno for sending this link.

More Humor on Aging from Simone Thornber

"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers

"We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis

“Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."- Phyllis Diller

"I don’t plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner

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